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igod
Aug 27, 2008 15:50:17 GMT -5
Post by ganon19 on Aug 27, 2008 15:50:17 GMT -5
It's an AI computer made to represent god it pretty cool ask a question and get an answer. www.titane.ca/igod |
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 15:58:15 GMT -5
Post by William on Aug 27, 2008 15:58:15 GMT -5
God:
Then tell me about yourself. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no
God:
You must be American.
LMAO!!!!
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:03:13 GMT -5
Post by Sage_of_fire on Aug 27, 2008 16:03:13 GMT -5
LOL XD that is hilarious! I didn't know God lived in canada as a child. He reminds me of Mattocks XD. Great link Ganon19. Oh and william, not to be mean, but don't double post.  |
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:06:05 GMT -5
Post by William on Aug 27, 2008 16:06:05 GMT -5
XD sorry, just wanted to get responses XD
Edit:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Alright.
God:
OK.
Rejected by god. D=
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:14:08 GMT -5
Post by Sage_of_fire on Aug 27, 2008 16:14:08 GMT -5
That is quite funny. Thanks again for the link Ganon19
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:16:59 GMT -5
Post by William on Aug 27, 2008 16:16:59 GMT -5
I'm gonna be addicted to that now. XD
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:19:19 GMT -5
Post by Sage_of_fire on Aug 27, 2008 16:19:19 GMT -5
A worthy addiciton  It religiously GREAT! |
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:23:07 GMT -5
Post by William on Aug 27, 2008 16:23:07 GMT -5
god gets mad easily. D=
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 16:25:28 GMT -5
Post by Sage_of_fire on Aug 27, 2008 16:25:28 GMT -5
You should ask him about gay marriage, or canada.
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Mattocks
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International Man of Mystery
Posts: 353
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igod
Aug 27, 2008 21:02:03 GMT -5
Post by Mattocks on Aug 27, 2008 21:02:03 GMT -5
LOL XD that is hilarious! I didn't know God lived in canada as a child. He reminds me of Mattocks XD. There's a reason for that:P. |
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igod
Sept 2, 2008 22:15:21 GMT -5
Post by Mike on Sept 2, 2008 22:15:21 GMT -5
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Apparently
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Is that what you always say?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
Well you thought right.
God:
How about that. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Don't you already know?
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
Then you're not omniscient.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
You just proved me right above.
God:
I did?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
I see where this is going.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
Playing dumb?
God:
Thanks for the information: said TO PLAY dumb.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the entire thing
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
You'd know that.
God:
Who else would know that ?
Me:
I have no idea
God:
" Who else would know that ??" No idea about that?
Me:
uh ,no
God:
So? Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Then your not omnipotent.
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
That's what many will say.
God:
Which ones?
Me:
All the people on the I:SB on Zelda Universe.
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igod
Sept 2, 2008 22:23:33 GMT -5
Post by Sage_of_fire on Sept 2, 2008 22:23:33 GMT -5
Heh, good way to end a conversation with god  |
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Mike
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igod
Sept 2, 2008 22:26:33 GMT -5
Post by Mike on Sept 2, 2008 22:26:33 GMT -5
Thanks. There's many things you can do with this. After that the program responded with "Surely there are exceptions." I thought it would be funniest to end it where I did.
Another conversation:
Me:
Where are the harpers?
God:
I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? You tell me..
Me:
Are you advertising?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am advertising.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Are you positive?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
I can't see you.
God:
Look closer.
Me:
Still nothing.
God:
Still how long? Not a thing?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Now that's just weird.
God:
Why now? Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
God:
Why now? Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
God:
Why now? Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
God:
Why now? Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
sasfsdafsdafsdf
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Sure you will
God:
Excuse me! When?
Me:
Who knows?
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
That's lame.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Okay, I won't.
God:
Yeah okay, Why not?
Me:
Because you said not to.
God:
Good reason. That's not what I meant.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Sarcastic.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Why do cats clean themselves?
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
You've missed a lot of cats then.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Cats do lick themselves.
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
That's what she said.
God:
That is " Great.".
Moving on...
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Somehow.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
That's disgusting.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
A pedophilic computer...
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
A computer that likes to molest children.
God:
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
Because you are just that.
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am that.
Me:
No. In fact it's actually hillarious.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Is that a fact. pedophilic computer is hillarious? it is?
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igod
Sept 3, 2008 13:12:19 GMT -5
Post by William on Sept 3, 2008 13:12:19 GMT -5
L-M-A-O XD
Did you edit that? XDDDDD
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Mike
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igod
Sept 3, 2008 15:12:50 GMT -5
Post by Mike on Sept 3, 2008 15:12:50 GMT -5
A little. I think I changed where I cut off the conversation, to make it funnier.
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igod
Sept 3, 2008 15:32:46 GMT -5
Post by William on Sept 3, 2008 15:32:46 GMT -5
it's still hilarious XD
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igod
Sept 4, 2008 16:59:40 GMT -5
Post by ganon19 on Sept 4, 2008 16:59:40 GMT -5
When you tell it your name it will remember it for a certain amount of time even when you quit
out of it.
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igod
Sept 4, 2008 17:03:27 GMT -5
Post by Sage_of_fire on Sept 4, 2008 17:03:27 GMT -5
It's the pinnacle of technology |
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igod
Sept 5, 2008 14:55:10 GMT -5
Post by William on Sept 5, 2008 14:55:10 GMT -5
God remembers my name forever. =D
<3
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uz
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igod
Oct 25, 2008 18:57:52 GMT -5
Post by uz on Oct 25, 2008 18:57:52 GMT -5
Apparently you can start getting God to talk in circles.
Me:
Nope, we're talking about gay people.
God:
What is the subject? Sure, gay people sounds like a good topic.
Me:
All right, do you really hate gay people that much?
God:
Alright. For real. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
Well then what's the problem?
God:
Interesting. We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
You haven't answered a single question.
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
"All right, do you really hate gay people that much?"
God:
Alright. For real. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
Well then what's the problem?
God:
Well that's okay. We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
You haven't answered a single question.
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
All right, do you really hate gay people that much?
God:
Alright. For real. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
Well then what's the problem?
God:
Well that's okay. We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
You haven't answered a single question.
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
"All right, do you really hate gay people that much?"
God:
Alright. For real. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
OK, this is getting rediculous.
God:
You don't say. Gee.
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